Super late post on my NOLA Halloween Adventures – I am separating it into two entries because LaGuardia Aiport in itself is its own adventure because... I SAW THE JABBAWOCKEEZ AND USHER & MORE! Read on below:

I was so starstruck by the Jabbawockeez and Supercr3w that I couldn't even say their names out loud or anything. I passed by them and Phi Nguyen smiled at me – I did a doubletake and wobbled over to shake their hands. THEY ARE REAL!

10 or 15 minutes after I meet the Jabbawockeez, I go on a rampage stalking Usher:
Raf- (calm tone) hey look is that Usher?
Ana & Sam - OH SHIT it IS him!!! THAT'S HIS NOSE!!!

So Sam whips out the camera and trots on over swiftly to investigate:
Sam- Scuse me... is that Usher??
Bodyguard (with arms out like he's ready to catch a football, but with a bright smile) Yes Miss, yes it is.
Sam- OMG can I take a picture with him??
Bodyguard- No, sorry that will cause too much commotion (still smiling with arms out)
Sam- Can I take a picture of him from AFAR?? (Yes I said AFAR.)
Bodyguard- No miss I really can't help you there.
Sam- Aw okay... thanks anyway! (walks away)
And so then Sam went behind a pole like a creeper and took a video of Usher leaving Starbucks:
Since our Delta flight was delayed, we sat down near the plane exit paths and waited for boarding time. When the passengers started to flood off the plane, one lady handed us a bunch of free drink voucher tickets on the house for us to enjoy. How awesome is that!

After we watched everyone get off the plane, we see 6-8 Men in Black looking people in suits waiting for someone to come out. In my head, I was praying it would be Lady Gaga, but it was actually a convict prisoner of some sort! He had a crazy handcuff chain on him accompanied by a bunch of securities. He must've committed something hardcore. I would never ever want to know someone like that is on my plane, damn.
And then there was the time when I actually made it ON the plane, only to discover that the girl behind me has a deathly fear of flying. And was gasping and screaming and crying for air in despair the whole ride. Then the flight attendants gave her a few shots and she was laughing like crazy. Now I wish I took a video of her being all BIPOLAR!
LaGuardia – my new favorite airport you are!